تاريخ : ۱۳٩۱/٦/٢٤ | ۱٢:۱۱ ‎ق.ظ | نویسنده : مسعود چگنی



تاريخ : ۱۳٩۱/٥/۱٥ | ۱٢:۳٦ ‎ق.ظ | نویسنده : هـی دِ

ـــکلاغـــ جان ...

قصهــ ی من بهــ سر رسید ...

سوار شو ...

تو را همـــ تا خانه ات میرسانمـــ ....



تاريخ : ۱۳٩۱/٤/۳۱ | ٧:۱٥ ‎ب.ظ | نویسنده : مسعود چگنی


چرا می گویند "فیلسوف" و نمی گویند "گاوسوف" ؟!

چرا می گویند "پیراهن" و نمی گویند "جوان اهن" ؟!

چرا می گویند "اتوبوس" و نمی گویند "اتوماچ" یا "جاروبوس" ؟!

چرا می گویند "خداحافظ" و نمی گویند "خداسعدی" ؟!

چرا می گویند "هفت سین" و نمی گویند "هفتاد سین" ؟!

چرا می گویند "اتومبیل" و نمی گویند "اتومکُلنگ"  یا "میزوموبیل" ؟!

چرا می گویند "ماشین" و نمی گویند "شماشین" ؟!

چرا به طراح چنین سوال هایی می گویند "دیوانه" و نمی گویند "قولنامه" ؟!



تاريخ : ۱۳٩۱/٤/٢٠ | ۸:٥۳ ‎ب.ظ | نویسنده : مسعود چگنی

یه ایمیلی واسم اومد، اسپم، احتمالا همتون هم میدونید چقدر از اینا که اسپم میدن متنفرم! ولی خیلی اتفاقی چشمم به این خورد و خوندمش... ببینید چی نوشته! مطمئن باشید اسپمه چون از پروفایل من (یاهو و فیس بوک) کاملا واضحه که مذکر هستم!

خیلی هم جالب به نظرم اومد! میگم، اگه راست گفته باشه، افراد واجدالشرایط میتونن کمکش کنند، من که حوصلشو ندارم

 

Dear Friend

From Zarrin Atash

salaam alikom a rahmet Allah wa barakatoh and may the peace of gracious Allah be with you,please permit me to explain this to you, I have a problem and i decided it is good to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.

Your profile pushed me to send you this mail, I am Miss Zarrin Atash, 19years old and the only daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Atash Anoush. My father was the Manager Director Of Port Bouet Airport (Felix Houphouet Boigny Int'l) for many years, capital of Ivory coast. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in London during one of his business trips abroad on 4th. June. 2010. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who traveled with him at that time.But Allah knows the best for me!

My mother died when I was just 7 years old, and since then my father took me so special. Before his death last June 2010 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of 4 million, eight hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$4.800,000) left in here in Bank Of Africa for safety. finally he issued a written instruction for me at the hospital before he died, but since i went back to Congo my uncle threathened to kill me because the secretary linked the secret to him, I decided and fled the country.

Now I do not know what to do, I have the documents of the money but my age is depriving me of the claim due to the mandate my father reached with Bank that no member of his family has any right to the money, this was primarily due to his brother, my uncle.

I am just 19 years old an undergraduate and really don't know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.

I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your daughter or friend?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will
be good for you after the money is in your account?
Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.My salaam to your family.

My sincere regards,
Miss Zarrin Atash
20-22 Bd. Clozel,
Residence les Acacias,
22 BP 464 , Yamoussoukro,
Abidjan, Ivory Coast



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تاريخ : ۱۳٩۱/۳/٩ | ٩:٠۱ ‎ب.ظ | نویسنده : مسعود چگنی

 

همه آدم ها با هم برابرند...اما پولدارها محترمترند.!!!
همه آدم ها با هـــم برابرند...اما دخترها پرطرفدارترند.!!!
همه آدم ها با هم برابرند. امـــــــا بچه ها واجب ترند.!!!
همه آدم ها با هم برابرند. اما خانم ها مقدم ترند.!!!
همه آدم هــا با هم برابرند .امــا سیاه ها بدبخـت ترند و سفیدها برترند.!!!
تبعیضی در کار نیست در کل همه آدم ها با هم برابرند اما بعضی ها برابرتر اند !!!

 

 



تاريخ : ۱۳٩۱/۳/۳ | ٤:٥٢ ‎ب.ظ | نویسنده : مسعود چگنی

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